The biggest changes with this update is removing the filaments on the logo so it resembles an LED bulb, and adding a little bit of colour to the logo so it is no longer monochrome.
The biggest changes with this update is removing the filaments on the logo so it resembles an LED bulb, and adding a little bit of colour to the logo so it is no longer monochrome.
If you look at Farfetched News often, you may have noticed that we have not been posting articles as often as we were when we had just started the paper. We at Farfetched News would like you, as the viewer, to know that this is not because we are lazy. It certainly isn’t because we are procrastinating (why would we be procrastinating now, when we could be procrastinating later). The truth is that we really like deadlines. We especially like the noise they make when they fly by. It sounds kind of like a whoosh sound, but with a little bit of a whistle at the end of it.
Weather
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96.9π8% chance the game will still be unfinished. |
100% chance it is a great day to be a ghost. |
99% chance it will rain blocks. |
55% chance Mr. Dimock will say "ice cream!" |
50% chance you have euphobia. |
60% chance that [DATA EXPUNGED]. |
0% chance there is a new article. |
Sun
69°
96.9π8% chance the game will still be unfinished.
Mon
75°
100% chance it is a great day to be a ghost.
Tue
86.7°
99% chance it will rain blocks.
Wed
87°
55% chance Mr. Dimock will say "ice cream!"
Thu
67.0000001°
50% chance you have euphobia.
Fri
78°
60% chance that [DATA EXPUNGED].
Sat
2°
0% chance there is a new article.
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crumb (noun): a small fragment especially of something baked (as bread) slang: a worthless person; a word used when someone fails at something that is apparently easy example: "Max crumbed out when he had to spell 'crumb' because he forgot a letter." |
I no longer feel any hope for the future of my life. It is as though I had before me nothing more than a long stretch of living death. I cannot imagine any future for me other than a ghastly one. Friendless and joyless.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein
aggrandize
(transitive verb): to make great or greater
example: "I shall aggrandize Elly Iceberg-man to king."
A Separate Peace
By John Knowles
crumb
(noun): a small fragment especially of something baked (as bread) slang: a worthless person; a word used when someone fails at something that is apparently easy
example: "Max crumbed out when he had to spell 'crumb,'"